Angie Newsteller: “Tonight, a very shocking and surprising story out of Podunk, Arkansas, home town of Presidential Candidate Ba-Rock Obama. Like how I used adjectives and called him Ba-Rock, Duane?”

Duane Leadanchor: “Yes Angie, shocking indeed.”

Angie: “Once frontrunner Obama, now Hillary Clinton is slowly skipping her way to the forefront. Joe Lawsuit has went public, stating he was hit in the left ear lobe by a rock thrown by a young, Obama. Apparently the rock, which was skipped by Obama, went off course, striking the child, who was reading the Bible whilst petting a new born kitten he rescued not three days ago.”

Duane: “A tragic story about a boy who had his whole life ahead of him.”

Duane: “It appears Paris Hilton has another wacky idea! She wants to open up her own sweat shop! Not so fast. It’s a place for women to go and sweat out their worries!”

Angie: “After this commercial break, we’ll be back to tell you how two percent milk could be giving you cancer.”

It reminds me of the John Kerry “Duck Hunt” episode he pulled a few years ago. Now, I’m sure he knew how to handle a gun and all, but trying to display his hunting prowess was beyond dumb. Everyone knew his stripes, no need to placate the media masses. I especially liked his description of how he hunted deer by sneaking up on them by crawling around. Combat crawl up to a deer…. right.

Oh, and I didn’t know it was wrong for an adult to buy or own liquor whether they are a teacher or not. The school board should be fired.

Yes, very few people indeed can’t form their own opinion. It’s too easy to let others do it for us. Why do research on a presidential candidate when everyone on TV is doing it for us. “Well, I kind of like Obama and what he stands for, but Susie Bullshit over here with News Channel 9 said he skipped a rock on a lake and it ended up hitting a slow kid. Hillary it is.”

Schools are becoming the dogs led by the organizations it seems also. I recently saw a story about a female teacher fired because she had a side job that required her to wear a bikini on a fishing boat. They resorted to saying she was fired due to absenteeism, but they did not follow the correct procedures. As soon as they found out about the side job, she was toast. Which way is the wind blowing? That’s where the prevailing thoughts of “right” currently are. Very few people have no true theory of opinion formed within themselves.

I heard a story about a substitute teacher getting fired for “wizardry.” He showed the kids a magic trick, basically. The news anchored peppered it up with words like hocus pocus, his job did a dissapearing act and other “magical” tid bits. I threw up in my mouth a little. Oh, and it really never said why he was actually fired.